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Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.
These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get ho..
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Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.
Do I really need one of these...
"When I slather her body with..
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The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold ..
