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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every mi..
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One of the primary symptoms of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.
DCS Symptom #2:
2. At least one other task will pop up in front of the a..
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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
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