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That time of the month for ladies....
Tom Miller is staying at mine at the moment - he is so irritating. And he came uninvited.
See me..
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A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John..
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Excessive lady's snail trail promoted by warmer weather.
I say dear, is that knicker gravy or my jiz?..
