What is Outvite?
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An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
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A sarcastic remark used when one is doubtful of someone else's claim.
Person 1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Person 2: Ye..