Outvite

What is Outvite?

An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.

matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?

audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit

matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!

See invite, party, partay

1. a shortened form of ouch (the one by me) Ow! That hurt! Really! 2. the word michael jackson likes to say a lot in his songs michael ..

W.w.d.d.

1. what would darwin do? 2. what would dogbert do? See dilbert 3. What would Dumbledore do? Wizard #1: Ah! An evil sorceror is attack..

Zootied

1. When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own. Dylan, you're... zootied! See Jillian..

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