What is Outvite?
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An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
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noun; A highly dubious cover story.
Reporter: So what happened?
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and kille..
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A person who eats only vegetarians.
Dude: Do you eat meat?
Other Dude: Yes, I'm a vegetarianian.
Dude: You mean vegetarian?
Oth..
