Outvite

What is Outvite?

An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.

matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?

audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit

matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!

See invite, party, partay

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