Outvite

What is Outvite?

An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.

matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?

audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit

matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!

See invite, party, partay

Dick-eyes

1. A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon" "Hey Who is the dick-eyes?" "Oh, he&ap..

Assquake

1. The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury. "Oh my god we're under attack!" ..

Hellaphant

1. one who uses the term "hella" all too much. person 1: hey man, that was hella rad. let's to to the park, we'll have..

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