What is Outvite?
1.
An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
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1.
One who is infatuated with poo.
Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!
2.
Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anythi..
1.
The female equivalent of a Teabag.
"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"
See pussy, teaba..
