What is Outvite?
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An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
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Taking a woman from behind while reaching around and sticking your fingers down her throat. This causes her to get sick and clench her p..
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A particulaly virulent and pungent form of smegma or other forms of bacterial build-up under the forskin, hence the name.
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whatever beer is on sale for the week, eh.
Billy: Hey Jimmy, I'm runnin to town. Ya want somethin?
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