What is Outvite?
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An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
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Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.
Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2..
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Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun
Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings&ap..
