Outvite

What is Outvite?

An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.

matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?

audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit

matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!

See invite, party, partay

Ntal

1. Never Trust A Local; applicable in Small Town situations...upon moving to AR from CA I discovered that locals rarely have sound advice, ..

Zinkers

1. A fat clown; Used to scare chilren. As their parents left the room, turning off the light, Zinkers emerged from the shadows. See Willy..

Jeirdo

1. an extremely weird person, animal, or object; a good weird My boyfriend is such a jeirdo. See weird, strange, good, silly..

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