Outvite

What is Outvite?

An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.

matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?

audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit

matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!

See invite, party, partay

Naplet

1. a nap of the shortest duration that refreshes That meeting was so boring that I snuck in a quick naplet and now am ready for anything ..

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

Incuriate

1. To make curious. Somewhat like "infuriate," to make furious. I was incuriated whenever she talked about hitting the bowl. S..

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