What is Outvite?
1.
An invented reason/excuse to prevent oneself from having to attend a particularly mundane event.
matilda: will you be partying on down to gertrude's free house tonight?
audrinette: nahh, it's gonna be a piece of shit
matilda: no way!! get me an outvite, quick!!
See
Random Words:
1.
Ironic in the Alanis Morissette way, but not in the literary definition of ironic way.
Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic..
1.
When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out ..
