Oven Jockey

What is Oven Jockey?

-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

See homemaker, girlfriend, mom

Jizz Martini

1. To ejaculate into a martini glass. We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini See jizz, cum, jixx, skeet, martin..

W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

Grannypants

1. the definition of uncool pants. usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks. mostly grey as a result of bad..

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