Overdil

What is Overdil?


1.

When one has an excess number of dildos or sex toys, way more than one needs, as a result of zeal, excitement, misjudgment, or really great marketing. This often occurs in conjunction with the recent opening of a new sex shop or too many porn store lunches.

I had to clean out the "surprise" drawer because company was coming and I didn't want them to accidentally find my stash. In searching for a secret hiding place, I thought of the suitcase in the closet. Surprise! There's Barney! Ooooh! And there's the butterfly I had once loved. Oh yeah, there's that goddamn rabbit...wish I had that fifty bucks back. Basically, I was gazing upon a dildo graveyard: a veritable array of old toys that either no longer worked or had revealed themselves as well-marketed rip-offs and turned out to be not quite as exciting as their packaging had promised. Guess it's time to purge!

Alas, it became apparent that I was a victim of OVERDIL.

See dildos, sex toys, overkill, porn

2.

When one has an excess number of dildos or sex toys, way more than one needs, as a result of zeal, excitement, misjudgment, or really great marketing. This often occurs in conjunction with the recent opening of a new sex shop or too many porn store lunches.

I had to clean out the "surprise" drawer because company was coming and I didn't want them to accidentally find my stash. In searching for a secret hiding place, I thought of the suitcase in the closet. Surprise! There's Barney! Ooooh! And there's the butterfly I had once loved. Oh yeah, there's that goddamn rabbit...wish I had that fifty bucks back. Basically, I was gazing upon a dildo graveyard: a veritable array of old toys that either no longer worked or had revealed themselves as well-marketed rip-offs and turned out to be not quite as exciting as their packaging had promised. Guess it's time to purge!

Alas, it became apparent that I was a victim of OVERDIL.

See dildo, vibrator, overkill, sex toy, porn

3.

When one has an excess number of dildos or sex toys, way more than one needs, as a result of zeal, excitement, misjudgment, or really great marketing. This often occurs in conjunction with the recent opening of a new sex shop or too many porn store lunches.

I had to clean out the "surprise" drawer because company was coming and I didn't want them to accidentally find my stash. In searching for a secret hiding place, I thought of the suitcase in the closet. Surprise! There's Barney! Ooooh! And there's the butterfly I had once loved. Oh yeah, there's that goddamn rabbit...wish I had that fifty bucks back. Basically, I was gazing upon a dildo graveyard: a veritable array of old toys that either no longer worked or had revealed themselves as well-marketed rip-offs and turned out to be not quite as exciting as their packaging had promised. Guess it's time to purge!

Alas, it became apparent that I was a victim of OVERDIL.

See dildo, vibrator, overkill, sex toy, porn


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