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If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
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A zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin.
Damn dude, I was fucked up after I did that Zingerd..