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1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
As Kris was getting..
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Someone who acts like Clint Eastwood.
GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?
CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) Th..
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a way to give a rose over the internet.
Boy: I just wanted to give you a @}------^-------
Girl: Awwww, but I still don't like you..