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Someone whos gone so long without sex, they basically earned their virginities back.
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Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.
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"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in ..