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Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.
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A mallometer is an invisible device that measures the amount of time one can spend in a mall. Upon entering a mall, one's mallomete..
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Activity involving play with a Sybian machine (sexual vibrating device for female pleasuring).
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