What is Owl?
A relatively large bird that goes "Hoo" alot and can turn it's head 180 degrees. They live in the forest, eat mice, and are also capable of making the really freaky noises at night.
Owl:"Hoo! Ho-Hoo! Hoooo!"
Dude, it's an Owl! Kick-ass!
The rare York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl can be found stalking it's prey in it's work area, online, or at casual get-togethers. It can also be found nesting in barns cautiously poking it's head in and out. The typical diet of a York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl is hot girls, pot, and beer.
"Owl keeps pokin' his head in the barn lookin' for pot, and ladies."
Any of various often nocturnal birds of prey of the order Strigiformes, having hooked and feathered talons, large heads with short hooked beaks, large eyes set forward, and fluffy plumage that allows for almost noiseless flight.
Person A: An owl goes "Hoot".
Person B: O RLY?
Person A: YA RLY.
The best thing that was ever put on the face of the Earth. Graceful, beautiful, powerful, perfect in every way. The only people who don't love owls are toucans, fish, and strange old men who want to stick baby owls in car mufflers. But that is only because they are jealous of the owls obvious superiority.
old man: "look at that stupid owl!"
good person: HOW DARE YOU!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS! OWLS ARE AWESOME!!!!
a big ole fat joint
do ya wanna spark another owl?
A bird of prey that hunts for small animals at night because of it's nocturnal behavior. Its main calls are Hoot, O RLY, YA RLY, and NO WAI. When spotted the best way to announce it's presence is "LOLS AN OWL".
Owl: "Hoot hoot"
Dude: "LOLS AN OWL"
Owl: "O RLY?"
Dude: "YA RLY"
Owl 2: "NO WAI!!"
A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.
The OWL is the middle/upper management professional women that fancies John Mayer concerts, but will also attend rap concerts (should there be prey available).