Owl Gore

What is Owl Gore?


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A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.

Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!

See environment, gas guzzler


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