What is Own Goal Perk?
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An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.
A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.
Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.
The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.
God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!
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