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When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.
Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night...
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Being able to use a computer mouse efficiently with either the left hand or the right hand.
I wish I was ambimousetrous like you Robert..
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A party in which the attendees sit around with large boners, drinking Vanilla Cokes.
Man1: "I can't wait for bonerfest '..