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1. When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland ..

1. The lump that may appear in your pants crotch area when you sit down in a certain manner pushing the top and bottom parts of your fly to..

1. orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates o..