Ownerize Edit Meaning

1. A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies tha..

1. Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting ..

1. A QforQ is someone with a very small penis, and is very jealous of what you would refer to as a foler. A QforQ secretly wants to be like..