What is Owns?
1.
To be excellent or superior.
That new video game owns!
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2.
To be unquestionably cool.
Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.
Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.
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3.
1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.
1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.
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4.
when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best
That shirt your wearing owns!
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5.
Owning the arse harsh,or being the owner of something,Meh and sometimes pwning :)
Have you seen Kyle got owned by Conor in the bum?
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6.
A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang
My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it
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7.
Noun: To be completely better than something in every way
"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."
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