Owns A Boat

What is Owns A Boat?

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

See boat owner, small dick, small cock, Pimp Shizzle

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