Owns Ponies

What is Owns Ponies?


1.

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

See ponies, ownage, pwn, own, awesome, amazing


10

Random Words:

1. A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Th..
1. Fear of fecal matter. Particularly caused by watching Fecal Japan or seeing things you shouldn't on rotten After fecal Japanime I..
1. a series of videos displaying steezy mutha fuckers skating a little bit you seen that holiday steez yet. See steez, holiday, steaz..