Owntard Edit Meaning

1. OPEC v2. Instead of oil, this time, it's rice. Jesus Christ! This rice is $3.50 a gallon! When I was your age, I could by rice f..

1. To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night See Bob Hope..

1. When you tell the guys you scored with a girl when all you really did was get slapped. Chuck totally exaggerdated his dinner with Kim l..