What is Oxen?
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Epic, Huge, Amazing, Undeniably cool and sexy
"Hey did you see The Dark Knight?"
"Oh yeah, it was seriously Oxen"
"I heard Blake got with that model from the party last night"
"Dude, really? That's Oxen"
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2.
To give someone a good
"I oxenized them up like a 2-bit whore!"
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An extreme form of soccer momfound in Buckhead, hence the name. Often borderline-extremist baptists. Noted for their use of HEAVY makeup..