Oxford Surprise

What is Oxford Surprise?

An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.

Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.

The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.

"Oy, where's Jack?"

"Jack's in the bathroom"

"Why?"

*Big grin*

"Oxford Surprise!"

See oxford, surprise, semen, eyeball, sex

Katteth

1. 1. Crazy 2. Pyscotic 3. Carefree 4. Wild 5. Rain-loving Deh Katteth be hotteth. She's Katteth...

Come We

1. Phrase used to suggest something. You can use "Come we" as you would "Let's...". "Come we go to the shop...

T-shirt Whore

1. Someone who lives to get free t-shirts from conferences, conventions or other social gatherings I picked up so many free t-shirts at th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Oxford Surprise Edit Meaning