What is Oxford Surprise?
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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
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(A word that originated in Philadelphia) A stain on one's shirt or article of clothing (either dirt, juice, or sauce etc.), that is..
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Used in reference to a guy's genitalia.
Hey, man! Get your jaunt piece out of my face!
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