What is Oxford Surprise?
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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
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Random Words:
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Being unsure of the answer and keeping them on the edge.
Usually followed by the Malcolm in the Middle theme song-
'Yes no maybe,..
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When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.
Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy
See fapp, fapping, jesus..
