What is Oxford Surprise?
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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
"Oy, where's Jack?"
"Jack's in the bathroom"
"Why?"
*Big grin*
"Oxford Surprise!"
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Random Words:
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To pwn to the degree of Uberness.
i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned.
Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD"
Guy ..
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someone who masterbates on easter sunday
ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter ..
