Oxford Surprise

What is Oxford Surprise?

An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.

Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.

The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.

"Oy, where's Jack?"

"Jack's in the bathroom"

"Why?"

*Big grin*

"Oxford Surprise!"

See oxford, surprise, semen, eyeball, sex

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