Oxy Clean

What is Oxy Clean?


1.

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

See infomercial, screamo, fucktard, calm, stain

2.

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.

Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.

See cleaner, oxy, clean, yelling, commercial

3.

Crazy dude on TV selling cleaner for mexican shorts

beach babe took me home used Oxy clean on my mexican shorts now I have a full time job...

See cleaner, sex, using, avatar, mujeres, beach

4.

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

See Evil


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