Oxygen Pirate

What is Oxygen Pirate?


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A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.

Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.


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