What is Oxygen Pirate?
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A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.
Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.
Random Words:
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
