Oxymorons

What is Oxymorons?

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.

Cheap vacation.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Intelligent blond.

See Julie

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Cheap vacation.

Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

See Julie

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.

Utrecht

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Salupbits

1. A very "polite" way of saying "shut up bitch". Its niggerish english for "Shut up bitch" Girlfriend say..

Airhead Syndrome

1. disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreamin..

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