Oxymorons

What is Oxymorons?


1.

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.

Cheap vacation.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Intelligent blond.

See Julie

2.

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Cheap vacation.

Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

See Julie

3.

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.


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