Oxymorons

What is Oxymorons?

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.

Cheap vacation.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Intelligent blond.

See Julie

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.

Nice ex wife/husband.

Cheap vacation.

Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

See Julie

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.

Too Shay

1. An exclamation of agreement, particularly over something exciting. Saying "too shay" is used in conjunction with the two finge..

Omma

1. Oh, my Madonna! "...And it was THIS huge." "OMMA! You can't be serious!" See madonna, me, om, omma, omg..

Zorping

1. zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound. "hey you guys wanna go zorping?..

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