What is Oxymorons?
1.
It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.
Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.
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It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.
Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend
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Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.
Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.
He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.