What is Oyster Ditch?
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Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation
"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch
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a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers
look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!
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Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.
I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung ..