What is Oyster Kebab?
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a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
Random Words:
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two smelly girls who go by the names of grace and chelsea
grace and chelseas are fuzzmudgets..
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it is another way of saying some part of a persons body that is massively big.
this is mainly used when talking about a females boobs ..