Oyster Muff

What is Oyster Muff?


1.

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

See paprika, egg salad, oyster, muff, felatio


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