Oyster Platter

What is Oyster Platter?

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

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W.i.t

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Quietzapple

1. To quietly astound by sparkling, incisive wit. Sometimes ironic. He was quietzappling here the other day . . . He does rather quietzap..

Helai

1. An absurdly large amount of semen in a woman or man's mouth. Dang, look at that helai! This is gonna be a good pornographic film. ..

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