Oyster Platter

What is Oyster Platter?

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

See sausage fest, sausage, fest, women, chicks

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Cocktail Dick

1. A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters). Dude, Kat said that ..

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