Oyster Shorts

What is Oyster Shorts?

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

See nuts, testicles, berries, balls

Dylan

1. Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians. (if you know anybody named dylan next time ..

[jongolle]

1. The first world champian wrestler who beat the hulk and superman in a wrestling match and figured out how to spladle a great white shark..

Spamporn

1. Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer..

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