Oyster Shorts

What is Oyster Shorts?

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

See nuts, testicles, berries, balls

Janeifer Loprice

1. Slang term for cheap marihuana. Or a cheap hooker. With a disease. Or some shit. duuude... can you hook me up with some of that janeife..

Sleeve Of Crackers

1. A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbar..

Pizza Guy

1. The person we all love that brings pizza to our doors "i love ordering pizza, because the pizza guy comes to me and i dont have to..

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