Oyster Shorts

What is Oyster Shorts?

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

See nuts, testicles, berries, balls

Stiffy Time

1. See Stiffie Time. 'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard,..

Lameover

1. Another term for a 'layover'. Aww, man! I have a 2 hour lameover in Dallas, of all places! Argh :( See layover, airport, air..

Long Horn

1. Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick. I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit. See To..

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