Oyster Slurp

What is Oyster Slurp?


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A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"

Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"

Joey: "Damn straight"

See cum, smegma, semen, seafood


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