Ozisoft Edit Meaning

1. A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died. We were listening..

1. Bieng a pervert without even knowing it OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?" YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wt..

1. The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world, especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque) Me: Who's a baby..