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A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.
We were listening..
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Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wt..
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The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)
Me: Who's a baby..