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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea b..
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An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "..
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Having two toes projecting forward and two toes projecting backwards. Birds that climb through foliage or in trees display this trait.
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