Ozzy Osbourne

What is Ozzy Osbourne?


1.

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

2.

The Prince of Fucking Darkness

I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F@#king Darkness!

3.

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.

"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."

See Mikey

4.

ozzy fuckin rules damnit!!!! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal!! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans

me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch!

ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad!

5.

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...

well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.

I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.

Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)

He's the ozzman, what can I say...

See dude...

6.

often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!

He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.

See Valerie

7.

Ozzy Rulz....

Rock'N ROLL!!!

God Bless you all!

Ozzy is a sick guy but he plays metal like a god


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