P Diddy

What is P Diddy?


1.

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

See CV

2.

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

See Viggo

3.

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

See Jake

4.

possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs

he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx

5.

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

See Eric

6.

Rapper/entrepenuer who encouraged people to vote in the 2004 election between John Kerry and George W. Bush using the slogan 'vote or die.'

Shit, I have to go vote or P Diddy will stab me while I sleep.

7.

Producer and rapper of globally popular R&B flavoured hip-hop music. Changed his name from Puff Daddy after negative publicity from a night club shooting in which one of his crew shot strays. Estimated fortune of US$500 million, with an empire encompassing music production, film, clothes and restaurants. Widely known in music circles as bi-sexual; his Sean John clothes collection pays homage to his gay leanings. Has not settled into a stable heterosexual relationship since his break up with Jennifer Lopez (aka J-lo- a relationship which is started out as a PR strategy, and ended when J Lo's management team became concerned about the negative impact of the aformentioned shooting incident.

P Diddy is a music producer and rapper.


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