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When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them
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The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent..
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When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea..