What is P. Yubicare?
When someone is trying to make you say 'Pubic hair'. They write it down on a paper, and you say it out loud. That's it.
Guy 1: "Dude, read the name of the author of the book I just read!"
Guy 2: "P. Yubicare."
Guy 1: "AHAHHAHAHAAHAH"
Guy 2: "Fuck you!"