Paavani Edit Meaning

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Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.

1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*

2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)

3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees

4) Do not make eye-contact

5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are

- petting

- bad days

- physics labs

- etc...

If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228

Guy: Hey! look there is a paavani!

Girl: Oh ya! Thats amazing, but we'd better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yeah! Wait! What are you doing??!! Don't get too close...!

Guy: Whoa!! this a so cool!!

Girl: Nooooooooooooooooo

Guy: *petted* , <he then passes out>

Girl: Why!!! Why must the good die young!!!

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