Pablo Picasso

What is Pablo Picasso?


1.

The elite twentieth century painter, master of Cubism. And he was NEVER called an asshole - even though he was only 5 foot 3.

Well some people try to pick up girls

And get called assholes

This never happened to pablo picasso

He could walk down your street

And girls could not resist his stare and

So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

See artis, painter, cubism, five

2.

While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.

Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.

Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?

Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.

See pablo, picasso, taco, paintbrush


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