What is Pablo Picasso?
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The elite twentieth century painter, master of Cubism. And he was NEVER called an asshole - even though he was only 5 foot 3.
Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
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While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
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Random Words:
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Redundantly repetitive.
Teacher got just a bit redudative when giving the same explanation for the fifth time...
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Jimmypoling is the act of wankin' it, OR can be substituted to fit in any context.
Last night I was jimmypoling so hard.
I punche..