What is Pablo Picasso?
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The elite twentieth century painter, master of Cubism. And he was NEVER called an asshole - even though he was only 5 foot 3.
Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
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While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
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iggles is used instead of giggles..just cause it sounds so much better..
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A sandwich made with ground kitten meat.
I was hungry so I ordered a kittenburger at the diner...
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the fear of semen
That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
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