Pace Car

What is Pace Car?


1.

A police or highway patrol car driving on an interstate highway making it impossible for anyone to pass.

Dude, you're only going 55! I know, there's a pace car in front of me.

See jackass

2.

the first slow turd, followed by a bunch of quick ones.

I was all jammed up until the pace car passed.

See crap, dump, turd, shit, dookie

3.

A non-alcoholic drink intended to slow you down from getting too drunk.

"Hey John, what are you drinking?"

"A pace car bro, that last jager bomb pushed me against the wall then told me to make it a sandwich, so I need to take a few laps to cool the engine"

See drinking, drunk, beer, liquor, alcohol


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