Pacific, Mo

What is Pacific, Mo?


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A rather boring small town approximately twenty-five miles west-southwest of Saint Louis, Missouri. Population is somewhere around 6,000.

Pacific is in the heart of the biggest meth-producing area in the United States, which is evident by many of the people who live there. Pacific, MO, is also devoid of anything of interest or worth doing, so the only thing its residents seem to be able to do for fun is go to Wal-Mart in a nearby town, or take advantage of all the meth that is being made.

Not surprisingly, Pacific has a high crime rate; many of its somewhat redneck inhabitants attempt to act like gangsters, but end up seeming completely idiotic to other, more normal communities in the vicinity.

Person 1.) "So where are you from?"

Person 2.) "I'm from Pacific, MO."

Person 1.) "Ooh... that sucks. There's nothing to do there."

Person 2.) "No... we have all this meth."

Person 1.) "Oh sweet! Hook me up!"

Person 2.) "Sorry... the rednecks always use it all up."

See boring, meth, rednecks, hicks, drugs


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