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beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleedin..
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Hell on a gaming console.
Bill: Hey Shawn.
Shawn: Yeeeeeeees.
Bill: I got you Ninjabread Man
Shawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (fac..