Pack O Certs

What is Pack O Certs?

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

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Gaper Delay

1. When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the..

One Handed Muppet Strangler

1. Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener. I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..

Sehoy

1. What you call a person dressed up like a sailor who is in the middle of a circle jerk. "Ben, you git tha boys together and find us..

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