Package Deal

What is Package Deal?


1.

A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.

See: butterface, Fergie.

HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!

VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.

HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!

VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.

HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.

VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.

HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!

See package deal, butterface, butter face, fergie, mother teresa, racecasm, utterlytarded, internetsting, cockadoodlebuttfuck

2.

When a guy gets one of his girl friends mad at him and for some reason the girl's friends get just as mad if not more at him for no reason.

Nick: Dude Steph is so mad at me. You know what makes it worse? Kelli and Anna are more mad then Steph is.

Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.

See two for one, fight, independent


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