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The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).
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the phenomenon of cats falling asleep in certain people's laps. some people just have an amazing ability to induce cat naps at any ..
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caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.
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