Paddington Ambush

What is Paddington Ambush?

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

Inflate-a-fuck

1. a sex blow-up doll, a lifesize doll which one would have intercourse with. "steed could never get a girl, he had to buy an inflate..

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Technivirgin

1. A female who has been penetrated by a penis in every bodily orifice except the vagina. Technivirgins often fiercely defend their status..

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