Paddington Ambush

What is Paddington Ambush?

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

A Two Bob Nob.

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Finkey

1. softer for "fucker" or "fuck" Hnery: "mother FINKEY, i hit my toe on your face!" See fuck, fucker, fucki..

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