What is Paddington Bear?
1.
a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
2.
A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.
That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.
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3.
a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.
dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!
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