What is Paddle Boatin?
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Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!
When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!
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