What is Paddling?
1.
What you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. Involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the buttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. Of course the buttocks must be bare to assess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. Quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as horny as hell and enjoy some great fucking. She will love you for it, trust me.
What do you mean you drank the last Sam Adams! Get over my lap woman, you are going to get a serious paddling right now.
Don't give me any sass woman! I have had it with your mouth. You are getting a paddling tonight for sure.
Damnit you sure are overdue for an attitude adjustment. A good paddling will do you wonders, bitch!
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2.
That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.
She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
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3.
The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.
Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?
Anne: Where are you thinking of going?
Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?
Anne: Sure!
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4.
A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.
Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?
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