Pads

What is Pads?


1.

Post Alcoholic Depression Syndrome

"PADS" is the expression of a feeling of guiltor embarrassment. Usually caused after a night of consuming WAY too much alcohol. PADS can be the result of picking drunkfights with whoever would pay attention to you the night before; waking up to a stranger; waking up and not being able to remember anything from the night before.

Amber: "I am never going to drink again... I feel like death! I feel like killing myself! I cant beleive I did that last night!"

April: "Dont worry, you just have PADS thats all, you will feel better once the PADS wear off"

See drunk, drinking, alcohol, partying, depression

2.

Post

Alcohol

Diarrhea

Syndrome

I can't do anything today because I went out last night, got drunk and now have PADS

See poo, alcohol, diarrhea, shit, shits, poop

3.

Public Action to Deliver Shelter. A group based out of Chicago, for the homeless and hungry.

PADS is a good place to eat a meal.

See pads, oak park, forest park, chicago

4.

People who are born into very posh well to do familys but live in squalor/poverty. Hence the name PADS- Posh And Dirtys.

That dirty posh Pad.

I was born into a family of Pads but now my living room isnt covered in bits of cereal.

See posh, dirty, pads, cereal, willy

5.

Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome: It speaks for itself. Or more like...*he* speaks...*and* drives... for *himself*!

So a few weeks ago I was walking past the local Chevron station, when I heard a guy yell, "Fuck you!!!" I turned and looked at the gas pump island -- and saw that it was aguywithsunglasses screaming at the driver of a car getting gas. Something then crossed my mind....what car does this charming person drive? Well, how-de-day...guess what....you know it...it was...a...Porsche!!! Yes, once again PADS (Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome) strikes!!!


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