Padz

What is Padz?


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A device used by women to soak up large amounts of blood flowing from their fuzzy vaginas.

Cashier: Will this be all for you?

Women: Yes. (Hands cashier economy size box of padz)

Cashier: Oh, is your vagina bleeding AGAIN?


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